A Series of Tubes

Ok I didn’t quite hit the total number of posts that I needed today to make my millions so hopefully my legions of fans all told about 5,000 people so that we can get this money machine rolling. So in order to make about 2 million dollars this year I have a scheme awesome business plan. I’m going to think of ideas to put on greeting cards such as Christmas cards. As a matter of fact I have a particular Christmas card idea that is going to be put on a card this year. In order to find out what my genius Christmas card idea is I suggest that you check this blog daily. I was about to mention that you should click on the ads on the right but apparently if I suggest that then I would be violating some of my terms and conditions with google and your click of the ad would not generate my desired millions. I will then decidedly not mention what I think you the reader should or should not do to the wonderfully delicious ads on the right hand side of the page with their attractive display and luring descriptions of products and services.

So to train myself in the art of genius card idea generation I did some research by purchasing a card. It was a congratulatory card for someone that just had a baby. Unfortunately I don’t know anyone that is having a baby anytime soon, but the first person that has a kid that knows me well enough to expect a card from me will get this awesome congratulatory card:

Yes that is a baby shooting out of a champagne bottle. Got it at a fair in SF, but you can get similar stuff here if you want to.