Pirates
Well I’m not going to generate my millions with those vacuum tube ads on the right which means I need to stop talking about them or else google with think that all I care about are things that predate transistors (notice my clever wording so as to avoid saying vacuum tubes again).
To fix this problem I have decided to write about things that my legions of fans, I’m looking at you Jess, will find enjoyable and that google will deem is the proper intent of this blog. That thing that I shall write about is pirates.
I’m hoping that by writing about pirates, ads for eye patches, hooks, peg legs and the like will start appearing on the right hand side. Everyone that visits the site will be drawn to this awesome assortment of vendors to fulfill their pirating needs and then the millions start getting delivered. Perhaps I can get that in doubloons. Yar.
Here is an example of the supplies.
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jeez google. Figure it out already… PIRATES. You know…of the Caribbean, or music pirates, or frign anything pirate related. Hell I’d be happy if you showed the pittsburg pirates. I even have a picture.
well, you have to show a pattern of pirate posts to get google to realize what you’re going for. Somehow I’ve got your ads blocked, even without trying. Sorry.
I’ve got a bunch of ad blocking stuff installed in firefox that I had to disable to get the ads to show up. I made my adblock plugin disabled on oehlberg.com and then I had to allow the noscript plugin access to googlesyndication.com
and just for google…pirates, pirates pirates.
pirates pirates, sailboats, glass eyes, peg legs, eyepatches, doubloons, yarr matey walk the plank.
doin’ what I can to help out the good folks at google do their job right.