A Series of Tubes

People make their way to my blog in a variety of ways.  One of those ways is a google search.  I can view the top searches that land visitors on my site.  Below is a list of a recent top 5:

Top Searches

1. roomba troubleshooting
2. aca 24
3. troubleshooting roomba
4. uc regents salary
5. farting tubes

From this list I know that I provide internet users help with their roomba, inform them about California legislation, help them even more with their roomba, and let them know about the UC regents salary.  I am however leaving a very important group of google users unserved by my blog.  That group of users are those with a burning desire to know more about farting tubes.  I will not allow those with a burning desire to become knowledgeable in the area of farting tubes look at my blog, and leave unsatisfied.  This very important demographic will finally find their home in this post.

So have you every been in a situation where farting is just not an appropriate option?  Perhaps a sudden unexplained odor is fine, but the sound is a serious problem.  Well a solution to this problem exists!  Using what I can only assume is similar technology to a gun silencer, the farting tube is placed near, to be more precise in, the problem area.

To view a video of said silencer being tested by a guy using his mouth (I’m hoping this is a brand new silencer) click here.

Now this is not the only farting tube.  Farting tubes are also a term for exhaust systems on rice rockets that make the car sound like you filled it up with buckets of beans.

Well now that my civic duty to the denizens of the internet is complete I can start contemplating ways to get people searching for pirates to land on my blog…  I recently restocked my pirate soap supply.  I highly reccomend grabbing a bar if pirates are your thing.